Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I really am going to kill all of my friends. I know that we all go crazy from time to time, but does everyone have to be a fucking nutball at the same time? Can't we take turns or something? I really can't take much more.

I'm not going to air anyone's dirty secrets. Oh yeah, I am; I'm just not naming names. Here's what I'd like to say to the lot of em, instead of smiling and saying, "mmmm-hmmm."

* Why the hell are you pissed off because you can't get unemployment? YOU QUIT YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want money, get your lazy ass back to work, and quit bitching about it to everyone.

* A 6 year old child that rolls his eyes and talks back to adults has no business getting his own video game system 2 months after Christmas.

* If you can't pay your mortgage, how bout giving up your 6 vacations a year?

* Karma is a bitch....but only if you are first. Show some consideration for other people once in awhile, and good things might happen for you.

* If you are so bored, why don't you get a friggin hobby instead of pouting like a damn baby. Don't be mad cause everyone else isn't licking your ass. Not all of us are content to stare at the wall all day long.

* Is there some reason you feel the need to argue for every little thing on the planet?

* You broke up!! AGES AGO!!!! Leave the goddamned girl alone!!!! Quit calling her boyfriend; quit calling her. IT"S OVER!!!!!

* You can't ignore all of the rules of life and go about doing whatever you please without suffering the consequences.

* If you don't put oil in your car for 2 years, don't act shocked as shit when the engine blows and it costs you $4,000 to fix it.

* When you know you're going to have to pay $4,000 to fix your car, what the fuck are you doing getting a $600 tattoo?

* QUIT DRINKING THAT FUCKING POISON THAT IS RUINING YOUR GODDAMNED LIFE!!!!!!!!!

Growing Up

I am one of those obnoxious souls that never thinks before doing anything. Usually, I justify my ignorance by saying that I am a "free spirit" or some other bullshit statement. The truth is...I JUST DON'T FUCKING THINK! About anything! Ever!

Oh no, that's not true. I think. After I've screwed up. Theeeen I think about the aftermath and consequences of my actions. I'm constantly digging holes for myself that I need to climb back out of later, rarely ever realizing that it's my own fault. Today I narrowly missed digging a bottomless pit that I would never be able to climb out of. It was a frightening wake up call.

There are far more important things than flitting around the universe being cute and adorable.

I can no longer afford to be so cavalier about life.

Passing Time

Okay, so I know I haven't posted in awhile, but I have been extremely busy.

Doing what? I have no idea.

I can't seem to find enough time in the day to do anything anymore. Sleeping used to be my favorite activity. Now it aggravates me. I'm wasting precious hours that could be devoted to doing lord only knows what.

But, just in case you are interested, here's a little rundown of my activities of the last couple of weeks:

* Helped Elisa move. Gonna have to do it again soon. Lucky for her, she's moving near Chick's Beach, which is my fav spot in the city. Now she's going to be stuck with me forever.

* Got sick. Really sick with some ugly, nasty stomach bug. I lived, though, in case you were wondering.

* Aidan (my cat) got sick. Hospital sick. Poor boy; he's home now with new food and new medicine, which took my rent money, so now we might have to go and live in a box.

* Got to hang out online and catch up with my sister, which has been pretty cool. It's her birthday today too! Happy big day, Chrys!!!!!!!!

* My car is starting to hate me. I am crossing my fingers that it holds out until next month, so I can spend THAT rent check on it.

* I had to add 200 minutes to my cell phone plan, because I went over on my minutes in 2 weeks last month. Apparently that didn't help, because I have now done the same thing this month. Hmmm, maybe that is where my precious time is slipping away to.

* Oh yeah, I BROKE the goddamn phone last month, too. Cracked it right in half. Now I have a new one that is way cooler.

I think that's about it. Yes, I know; I'm a simple person.